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If you are a person with a love of sandwiches, a craving for carbohydrates, and very little food in the house, you may find your salvation in one very simple British snack: the crisp butty.
With them, please join me in accepting the Nobel Prize for "Stuff I Just Pulled Out Of The Fridge and Turned Into Dessert." ...